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    The public school system was formed soon after this evil
country became a nation. Private schools were around but the
public school system was developed in order that everyone could
obtain a basic education.

    The early school systems were pretty basic. Subject matter
was basic as well with reading, writing, math, science and
history. Evil Religion was also taught in many private schools.

    Kids usually walked to school. Most country schools were one
room with all grades k to 8 in one class. As transportation
became available, kids were bussed to ever larger rural schools.

    As cities became bigger, so did their schools. Some schools
soon held thousands of kids. Such big schools were soon able to
cater to the special needs of communities by offering special
classes to students such as industrial arts, drafting, metal
shop, auto mechanics, etc.

    Schools soon became quite specialized. Many of them also
became segregated. (Schools separated by race and sex). Actually,
much of the segregation was a result of the makeup of the school
district and the classes being taught in them.

    Private schools prospered as well. Many of them were evil
church run schools with classes heavy in religion. Others were
operated as military schools. All required students to wear
uniforms.

    In the late 20th Century, several severe events happened in
the school systems of this country that caused a great deal of
panic among the Liberal Extremist. As a neighborhood decayed, the
neighborhood schools started turning out illiterate students. The
dropout rate in those schools soared.

    This problem became even worse as Your Glorious Leaders,
concerned over the deteriorating conditions in the schools, begin
passing giveaway programs for schools.

    Such programs were nothing more then throwing money at
specific problems. Most required so much paperwork that school
districts had to hire large staffs of office workers just to
handle all of the government paperwork. This soon caused a lot of
budget problems for schools.

    Classrooms soon became badly overcrowded. Books were soon
out of date and in poor condition. Buildings were falling apart.
Underpaid, overworked teachers were hampered by a lack of chalk,
paper, and other supplies.

    Dress codes were no longer enforced. Your Glorious Leaders
challenge any such regulation of dress for kids and teachers.

    Private schools starting losing students as Government
regulations forced up the cost of running them. Many of the
church schools soon closed as they were forced to hire certified
teachers.

    Soon, public schools were filled with illiterate students.
Many of those kids were high on drugs. Others formed gangs. The
dropout rate soon soared to 50% and higher. Because of the
policies dictated by Your Glorious Leaders. such schools were
becoming nothing more then glorify babysitting.

    Going to school, or coming home from school was also
becoming very dangerous. Kids were in constant danger when they
walked to or from school. They could be hit by a car. They might
get attacked by gangs. Kids were getting kidnapped and molested
by strangers. Sometimes, they were even molested by teachers,
teachers aids, or other school officials. Other undesirable tried
to sell drugs to kids.

    Busing became very dangerous. As a result of integration
laws passed by Your Glorious Leaders, many students ended up
being bussed across school districts. Students were soon spending
2 to 3 hours on the bus each day.

    Because of very tight budgets in the schools, Many of the
buses were old, unsafe and overcrowded. Kids were always
screaming and fighting on those overcrowded buses.

    Students got killed when buses were involved in horrible
wreaks. One bus in Tennessee was struck by a drunken driver.
There were many deaths when that bus plunged into a pond with
many kids drowning. Other busses have stalled on railroad tracks
and were struck by trains. Cezar Sandoval, 6, of New Haven, Conn,
was shot in the head while riding to school June 18th, 1992. One
overloaded bus even fell through a bridge. Some school districts
were told to install 2 way radios and video cameras on busses.
This soon resulted is soaring operating costs.

    Due to budget problems, many rural schools have now been
forced to quit busing students. City schools, meanwhile,
continued bussing students between districts because Federal laws
forces them to do so. As a result, all of the schools in such
cities are in a state of decay.

    Kids were also getting badly injured at school. Kids are
always getting into fights. They are getting hurt in the
hallways, bathrooms, and playgrounds.

    Many of the school bathrooms became quite dangerous. There
was no longer any privacy as doors were removed or ripped off
from stalls. The smell was awful as urinals were usually plugged,
toilets didn't flush, and teen gangs often urinated on the floor
and heating ducts. Windows were broken, Paper dispensers ripped
from the walls, obscenities written everywhere, and toilet paper
nonexistent.

    Older kids often hung around in bathrooms where they smoked
pot and sold drugs. They also beat up on younger kids for their
lunch money. Since most doors opened into the bathroom, such kids
could end up trapped in them by the gangs.

    Worse yet, total strangers often hung around in those
bathroom. They would either sell drugs, or molest young girls
that happened to venture in them alone.

    Playgrounds were another hazards. Kids were always getting
clobbered by swings. One kid died after falling off of a monkey
bar set. Fights were always breaking out on the playgrounds. And,
of course, kids were accessible to drug pushers and kidnappers
that could approach them while they were out in the playground.

    Playgrounds became terror traps where younger kids were also
gang up upon by teen gangs. Playground equipment was either
broken or had been removed. Broken glass bottles were everywhere.

    Due to the danger of a kid being injured by playground
equipment and the resulting lawsuit, all playground equipment was
soon removed.

    Kids were even exposed to gunfire while on a playground.
Many were killed in Stockton California when a playground was
sprayed by gunfire. Las Angles Long Beach School had to erect a
10 foot bullet proof wall in order to keep gunfire out of the
playground.

    So bad is this problem of gunfire that it is even a risk for
kids just to be outside of a school. In Chicago, October 12th. a
7 year old boy was killed by gunfire as he walked from his
apartment to his school which was across the street.

    Playground supervisors had little or no authority to stop
any of those problems. "You Can't Touch Us" is a popular saying
among the troublemakers on the playground. This seems to be true
of all school kids nowadays. The problem is no longer confined to
the inner city schools. It is not uncommon for kids to gang up on
and assault both verbally and physically the playground
supervisor and get away with it.

    There were also problems with taking kids on field trips.
Kids could get hurt while on those trips.

    Sports were becoming a real problem. There were all kinds of
injuries occurring during football, basketball and other such
events. Some kids have even died, or were permanently paralyzed
as a result of playing in those sports.

    Rivility between schools sports teams also could lead to
fights and violence between the spectators and the school sports
teams. Guns and knives are often involved.

    Even the classroom could be dangerous. Kids could get hurt
in biology and Chemistry labs. One student got a large hole
burned into his thigh when he tried to steal a chunk of sodium
metal. Other kids have been exposed to formalhide when they are
dissecting frogs in biology class. Your Glorious Leaders soon put
a stop to this evil practice.

    Shop classes were very dangerous. I saw one kid get a bunch
of his teeth knocked out by a chunk of wood that got away from
him on a drill press. Another narrowly missed getting clobbered
by a pinched board on a table saw.

    The subject matter taught could conflict with the kids and
parents beliefs. Jenifer Graham suffered a low grade in her
Biology class because she refused to dissect a frog.

    Your Glorious Leaders screamed at the textbooks being used.
Books such as "Huckberry Finn" and "To Kill a Mockingbird" were
banned because Your Glorious Leaders found that such books were
"Racist". Your Glorious Leaders rewrote history books to show
that the evil U.S. as "Racist". Parents panic over the words "Sex
Education". And, of course, prayer and the Bible became taboo
items. Celebrating Easter, Christmas, and Halloween was also
being challenged.

    A teacher who showed the film "Catch-22" to collage bound
students was suspended along with the librarian because that film
was rated R.

    Your Glorious Leaders, animal rights activist, and
environmentalist, begin flooding the schools with politically
correct literature.

    A company called Channel 1 started promoting politically
correct news (and commercials) to school kids. This group
provides the schools with free satellite hookups, VCRs and TVs.

    Your Glorious Leaders began pushing books and lectures on
liberalism, multicularism, racism, the evils of White Europeans,
Evil Columbas, Racist Abraham Lincoln, and other distorted views
of history.

    Animal Rights Activist started filling the libraries with
animal rights books, magazines, flyers, and other outright lies.

    Environmentalist, also loaded the libraries with similar
such stuff.

    At the same time, they petition librarians to remove all
references to materials that represented any opposing viewpoint
to their ideas and beliefs.

    There were other problems as well. On January 30, 1990 the
police were called to Skipwith Ele. School where Haley Woodfin,
age 8, was arrested for possession of a can of beer. She was
suspended for three days and put into drug counseling. She had
brought in the can of Billy Beer for a show and tell project.

    Unopened cans of Billy Beer, which is named after former
President Carters late brother, are a popular collectors item.
Overzealous action by Liberal school officials blew the chance
for this girl and her teacher to teach the class a moral lesson
on the tragedy of drinking and Billy Carter.

    Students became very shy about bringing anything to show and
tell. Even bringing in a bird nest could end up in a diaster.
That nest might be that of an endangered species.

    Your Glorious Leaders complained about such things as school
concerts and plays. Christmas concerts had songs about baby Jesus
and other references to religion. Plays had many references to
adult themes.

    Your Glorious Leaders complained about school holidays and
vacations. Your Glorious Leaders complain that kids were being
taught about devil worship when they celebrated halloween. Your
Glorious Leaders complained that teachers were pushing sex when
the kids passed out valentine cards.

    Parents complained about the candy, cooky, and other fund
raising sales that their kids were being forced to perticipate
in. This stuff was often stale and way overpriced. Kids often had
those items or the money from such sales stolen from them.
Parents usually ended up buying or selling this stuff themselves
or end up paying for what was stolen from their kids.

    A collage student at Berkley, California, was suspended on
the charges of bad ethics, when he complained that it was
impossible to get an education in an english literature class.
This class was being taught by a professor who couldn't speak any
english. Another student had secretly taped the lecture and
resulting argument. She then turned over the tape to the collage
"Board of Ethics" who then suspended the student and gave her a
1/3 increase in her grade point average as a reward.

    Grades and SAT scores slipped badly. Those tests were
challenged as bias and racist by Liberal politicians and others.
School graduates were often functionally illiterate. Even worse,
were the dropout rate of up to 50%.

    Your Glorious Leaders soon started complaining that schools
were turning out illiterate students. They screamed for
competency testing of teachers and students.

    In 1992 in Michigan, such test were prepared and given out
to teachers and students. Soon Your Glorious Leaders started
screaming that such test were racist, bias, and way too hard for
the individuals who were forced to take them.

    There was constant peer pressure in the schools. The
portable video game (Game Boy and others) and designers clothing
became the MUST HAVE status symbols of 1989 and 1990. Fights and
thief often broke out between the rich students (haves) and the
poor students (Have nots). A rage in clothing was the Designers
jeans that were then stone, acid washed and had holes that were
patched up. Such clothing was ruined before it was worn to
school. Worse yet, it sold for an ungodly price at the local
clothing store. The kids just had to have them.

    Sports name tennis shoes were also the rage. They sold for
$60 or more. Many were stolen from the kids. Some kids were even
killed for their shoes.

    The 90s craze is the Bart tee shirt. It is emblazioned with
the slogan "Underachievers and Proud of It!" Liberal Extremist
went bonkers over the thought that kids would dare wear such tee
shirts.

    Classrooms soon became zoos of unruly, misbehaving students.
They were so noisy that it was difficult to hear in them.

    Your Glorious Leaders screamed and hollered to school boards
that "spanking of unruly kids" was "cruel". School boards and
state laws soon ruled that a teacher was no longer allowed to
"spank a child" as punishment. Soon afterwards, keeping the kid
after school was banned. This was because the kid would miss his,
her ride home. Unruly kids could no longer be sent home early, or
expelled for a few days either. Since both parents usually
worked, there was no one home to watch the kid.

    Then, the few means of punishment left were taken away from
the teachers. Parents complained about "rote homework". This was
the punishment of writing many times "I will behave in class".
(Saginaw News, October 22, B1). The school boards began to
discourage teachers from using this form of punishment. Teachers
could not yell at kids either. (Its bad for their self image says
psychologist.)

    "During the 60s, the biggest problems in the schools were,
Gum chewing, dress codes, and running in the hallways. In 1993,
it is Guns, Drugs, and Teen Pregnancy."

    Teachers no longer had any authority left or any means to
control student behavior. The kids knew it too. "I can do what I
want" is a common saying among kids of all ages. If a teacher or
Administrator tried to physically restrain a student, that
student could scream "rape". That teacher or Administrator then
had to go through a long and costly Court battle to try and prove
otherwise. Many of them are in prison as a result of being
convicted on such charges, often with nothing more then hearsay
for evidence.

    Teaching in classrooms had deteriorated to nothing more then
glorified babysitting.

    Being a teacher became a very frustrating, underpaid
profession. Teachers pay was the first target of underfunded
schools. School supplies also followed suit. Teachers had to work
in overcrowded classrooms with worn out, out of date textbooks,
and chronic shortages of chalk, paper and other supplies.

    Physically, teaching is also quite dangerous. Unruly
students are often throwing things at teachers when they are not
looking. As a former teacher, I have had papers, spitballs,
marbles and textbooks thrown at me by unruly students.

    Foreign objects often end up in teachers lunches. One
teacher in Troy was seriously injured when a student spiked his
coffee with LSD. (December 10, 1990) Another teacher had her
coffee spiked with formaldehyde. Others have been physically
assaulted in classrooms, hallways, bathrooms, and parking lots.

    Teachers cars are often vandalize. Tires are slashed,
windows are smashed, and cars are often turned sideways or over
on the parking lots.

    Any teacher that fights back is automatically accused of
some crime. If its a girl that is affected, she just accuses the
teacher of molesting her. Otherwise, the teacher is accused of
assaulting the student.

    Being a substitute teacher is the worst job of all. Such
teachers are badly underpaid. They end up trying to babysit a
class of unruly students that they don't know.

    A few substitute teachers have gone off the deep end from
such frustration. One substitute teacher was charged with trying
to use voodoo to control her class full of rebellious students.
Parents complained that she chanted to the class and made threats
that she would burn their house down.

    Another was arrested after he refused to leave a class. He
was charged with assault of students. He had tossed several of
the unruly students against the wall of the classroom.

    Presently, school districts are having a hard time trying to
find substitute teachers. Strangely, they can't figure out why
nobody wants the $40 a day job (1990) (This is more like $20
after taxes and other deductions are stripped from this figure,)

    There are other hazards as well. Kids are bringing into
schools knives, guns, chains, pipes, drugs, homemade bombs, and
other such illegal objects. Your Glorious Leaders have made it
impossible for teachers and school officials to search kids and
their lockers for such dangerous objects.

    Schools were also unhealthy dens of diseases and infections.
Kids came to school infected with head lice, AIDS, and other
contagious diseases. If one kid gets sick, they all soon get
sick. If a kid got sick to the stomach, that kid often ran to the
nearest drinking fountain and barfed all over it. This, of
course, rendered the drinking fountain unusable and a major
source for spreading diseases.

    The problem of diseases soon became so great that a school
district issued a special safety procedures.

    Teachers in the Oak Park district in Michigan are now
required to wear rubber gloves and fill out a detailed report
before they help any kid with cuts scrapes or bloody noses. The
reason for this policy is because there have been 56 cases of
AIDs infections found in school children in Michigan as of 1992.
AIDs cases are exploding in the schools due to the problem with
teen aged kids having unprotected sex with everyone and anyone.

    Kids are even having sex in school. Boys are forming gangs
and attacking girls and teachers. If any student complained, they
could end up dead. If any teacher said something about it, that
teacher is accused of child molesting.

    Rivercrest high school in Texas was found to have 5% of its
students infected with the AIDs virus. Teachers are being issued
rubber gloves in case they have to handle injured students.
neighboring schools are refusing to play sports with this school.
This story has made National Panic in the News. (It may really be
a hoax but it is no joke to school official that must now put up
with all of this unwanted attention).

    Even the gym class was not safe. Kids were getting hurt
while doing exercises and other activities. The shower room was
full of athletic foot fungus. Fights often broke out over
teasing, stealing of clothing, and other such harassment while
kids were in the showers. Of course, the teacher could not go in
and break it up. He, she would be accused of viewing naked kids
if that happened or else would end up facing charges of gross
indecency.

    Most shower and locker rooms were extremely dangerous
anyhow. Many had only one entry, exit to them. Floors were very
slippery and wet. Mold was everywhere. Plumbing was often broken.
Mirrors were always broken.

    Kids and school officials were often caught peeking in at
naked kids through peepholes, etc. in those shower rooms.
Locally, Collage custodians got caught spying at naked girls
through a peephole in the gym shower.

    Many schools soon eliminated the locker rooms and shower as
such places were falling apart and were declared dangerous due to
a lack of ventilation.

    State laws require that all parents send their kids to
schools in their districts. Federal laws then force many
districts to bus those kids to other districts. A Michigan mother
found out the hard way that she cannot enroll her kids in a
neighboring school district where the school was less of a zoo.
She faces 10 years of prison for the horrible crime of "deceiving
of school district." Annette Evans-Lee could face 24 years in
prison for falsifying residence and guardianship court records so
that her daughter could attend high school in the better district
of Southfield instead of the dangerous zoo of Detroit. (Saginaw
News, December 29, 1989).

    Then, the real panic set in. Several horrifying events
occurred at suburban schools that, until this time, were not
suffering those problems of gangs, drugs, and poor grades that
their city cousins had become accustomed to.

    On May 20, 1988, a women walked into the Hubbard Woods
Elementary School in Winnetka, Ill. and killed one eight year old
boy and wounded five other children before killing herself. On
September 26, a man walked into Oakland Elementary School in
Greenwood S.C., opened fire in the cafeteria, killed two 8 year
old girls, and wounded nine other kids.

    January 17, 1989 A man armed with two pistols and a AK47
assault rifle opened fire on a Stockton California schoolyard,
killing five kids and wounding some 35 others before he killed
himself.

    September, 1989 A student kidnapped his biology class under
gunpoint for several hours before being talked into giving
himself up.

    February 26, 1991. Jefferson High School in New York. An
hour before the wonderful Liberal Mayor of New York City, Mayor
Dinkins was to visit the school, two students were killed by
gunfire in the classroom by a third student. This killing
happened in spite of the fact that more then two dozen police
were patrolling the hallway just outside of the classroom. The
parents are suing the school.

    This is just the third such shooting this year at this
school. The police weekly scan students with metal detectors.
Still, students and teachers are killed several times each school
year. The Liberals solution to this problem? Why they proposed to
throw $28 million into permanent metal detectors in all schools
and random hand checks of all students. No doubt, this money will
be robbed from teachers and school supplies.

    May 1, 1992, In Olivehurst, California, a former student,
outraged that he was given an "F" in history, visited the school
bring along two guns. By the time he was captured by police 8 1/2
hours later, he had killed a history teacher, three other
students, and wounded 11 other students.

    Your Glorious Leaders have made it a federal crime to carry
a firearm withend 1000 yards of a school. Gerry Ray Hawkins, 23
was given 8 years in prison without parole for doing just that.
However, kids caught with guns are usually sent home for a week.
The kid that killed the two students in New York was back in
school two weeks later.

    There are other dangers as well.

    Many students were killed and injured when the windows of a
cafeteria were blown in during a storm during lunch hour. One
died and many others were injured when a storm blew out the
windows and walls of a southern school.

    Asbestos, which had long been required in school buildings
because it is fireproof, was determined by liberal extremist to
cause cancer. School districts were soon forced to spend $100 a
square foot to have this stuff removed.

    This added expense further destroyed school budgets.
Libraries were closed. Teachers were cut from the payroll. Sports
programs were eliminated. Art, Music, Shop, and other classes
were eliminated.

    In March, 1993, the Kalkaska school district ran out of
money and shut down. The overtaxed public got fed up with having
their taxes raised to support public schools. Other school
districts are not far behind.

    Some parents in New York began sending their kids to school
with bullet proof clothing. Others refused to send their kids to
school and kept them home to teach them themselves.

    May,1992. many California schools began to forbid their
students from wearing Bart T-shirts. "They promote underacheving"
Liberals said.

    Schools began to curtail field trips and to eliminate
sports. Chemistry labs and shop classrooms were closed up.
Biology classes stopped using animals and frogs as a result of
protests by Your Glorious Leaders. Liability insurance cost
skyrocketed. Playground equipment was removed. Because of the
molesting issue, parents quit volunteering their services to the
schools or were no longer asked by schools for their help. Flint
schools cancelled night basketball games after a fight broke out
at one and a student was gunned down. Several students were
arrested at Saginaw High for firearm possession during a
basketball game. (winter 89.)

    In addition, Your Glorious Leaders began protesting about
the contents of textbooks. They screamed and hollered that they
had to protect all of the kids from the exposure of any forms of
references to sex, race, religion, etc. Their constant screaming
for reform soon gained a lot of Panic People as followers. Your
Glorious Leaders argued that History textbooks had to be
rewritten to portray how racist this country was during World War
II. Wheres Waldo books were removed from another after a Feminist
complained that there was a topless woman pictured in one.

    Schools are held responsible for kids from the time that
they left home, to the time that they got back home from school.
A student was paid an out of court settlement of $3,500 by the
public school system when he was disabled after being struck by a
car while crossing the street. What is interesting here is that
he was a student in in a private school at the time of the
accident. He later transferred to the public system for special
education.

    The teaching about any type of sex, even biology, became a
hot issue. Your Glorious Leaders began screaming that you could
not talk about sex in the schools. They feared that kids would be
told about Gays and other forms of sex. Huge protests and
boycotts were held if any school dared to have what was called
"Sex Education" in any class.

    Sexual harassment became another hot topic. On February 26,
1992, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that students could sue the
school districts if they were sexually harassed in class by a
teacher or other school official. One teacher was forced to
retire early after being charged with touching a girl on the
buttocks in the hallway full of crowded students. Naturally, just
what defines sexual harassment has never been clearly defined.

    Yet,

    In the New York City schools, all boys are going to get all
of the free condoms that they want. Why? Your Glorious Leaders
figure that the boys are going to "do It" no matter what. They
figure that if they give them condoms that they won't be getting
aids or getting their girlfriends pregnant. They also figure that
the boys then won't be embarrassed to explain to their parents
what they are getting a condom for. And, the parents no longer
are able to stop their kids from getting them.

    And, a 10 yr old girl, who is quite chubby, was ordered to
take a pregnancy test by an overzelous school official at Colbert
Elementary School. She was forced to urinate in a cup for this
official. The test, of course, was negative. The parents have
seen their lawyer.

    Yet,

    A Lansing school custodian discovered a dead baby in the
trash can of the girls bathroom.

    In Michigan, the schools cannot teach any sex education in
any classes,

    Yet,

    Your Glorious Leaders have passed a law that requires the
schools to tell all girls from the 6th grade up just how they can
obtain an abortion without their parents finding out that they
got pregnant.(The law is being challenged by outraged parents).

    Due to the problems in the 20th. century schools with drugs,
rapes, child molesting, murders, massacres, crime, AIDs, poor
learning attitudes, rebellious behavior, numerous opportunities
for injuries, gangs, color wars, playing with portable video
games (Game Boy), fights, gangs, rivalry, peer pressure, Fat
Goose jackets, parents attempting to send their kids to other
schools or teaching kids at home, Dissection of animals, and the
teaching of materials not fit for young minds, the super safe
school was created.

    This special school is set in your local housing cluster
with an experienced bonded staff who are constantly monitored by
the central school board, and the Super Safe Board of the Panic
Society, to be sure that they follow exactly all procedures for
educating your kid. Your kid is then locked into their own
private, bulletproof, bombproof, soundproof, drugproof,
germproof, learning booths while at school. Your kid is kept safe
while they are in the special one student booth. The teachers are
kept safe and away from the kids.

    Local schools are small., (30 to 60 booths) and are located
in the housing cluster, so that they are very close to your super
safe home. The small size assures that there are no problems that
could occur with the old, overcrowded complexes of the 20th
century.

    The learning booth is designed as follows,

1. A computer monitor is placed behind a special, super strong
and soft screen. This protects the student from viewing the
monitor too closely. (and protects the monitor from destructive
student).

2. A video camera is also placed behind the screen. It allows two
way communication with the teacher as well as videotaping of the
students behavior.

3. A indestructible soft touch pad desk allows the student to
input information into the learning computer. (located elsewhere)

4. Students never handle any pencils, paper, books, rulers,
scissors, pens, paperclips, rubber bands, scalpels or other such
dangerous objects.

5. You lock your kid into the booth. Unauthorized persons cannot
get at your kid to kill them, injure them, molest them, rob them,
or sell drugs to them.

6. The air conditioned bullet proof and bomb proof learning booth
is padded all around and is small enough so your kid doesn't have
the room to try to get injured in it.

7. The booth is sterilized every night to protect your kid from
any germs. (and clean it of any body fluids your kid decides to
leave behind.). A special relief tube is provided for the kid to
relieve itself of body waste. The kid will be monitored and
severely warned if he, she, it starts to play with it. You will
be notified of such activity should it become a habit. This is
usually not a problem to worry about if your kid is an It.

8. When you come to pick your kid up, you will be provided with a
record of your child's progress and behavior.

9. A videotape record is kept on everything that your kid does.

10. Your kid is monitored for any signs of illness. The resident
doctor will determine if this illness is real and notify you if
you need to pick up your kid early.

11. Subject matters taught to students are very carefully
controlled and monitored by a staff of experts. This staff is
made up of state educators, Civil libertarians, atheist, civil
rights activist, animal rights activists, environmental activist,
Your Glorious Leaders, and local officials. They make sure that
all material is kept void of any reference to sex, violence,
race, creed, religion, creation, Darwinism and conservative
thinking.

12. And, of course, your kid is never allowed out of the booths
where they could be exposed to gun toting crazies, drug pushers,
rapist, kidnappers, molesting teachers, etc. until you come to
personally escort them to the super safety of your super safe
home.

13. All kids are required to wear a super safe approved uniforms
to school. All uniforms are of the same style and are colored
eyerest green. It does not contain any loose items, zippers,
pockets, or buttons that your kid might get injured on or swallow
and choke on.

14. There are no school lunches served. Students are not allowed
to bring any food or drink with them. This eliminates any problem
with kids loading up on those harmful fats, sugar, junk foods,
and any possibility of choking to death on any foods or drink.

15. School is held every day of the new, 6 day long week. There
are no vacations, holidays, free days, snow days, or teachers
days to disrupt the parents busy schedule.

16. Kids do not peddle overpriced candy and other fund raiser
items.

17. Kids cannot get together where they may get into fights, form
gangs, peddle drugs, or disrupt other students.

18. Kids are throughly search by a robocop to be sure that they
are weapon and drug free before you lock them in the learning
booth.

19. All teen boys will be provided with a free condom when they
leave the learning booth.

    Parents are required to do the following,

1. Bring their kids to school. The technology exist to place the
learning booths in the home. However, due to the problems with
trying to monitor that all students are safely and properly
locked into their booths, it became necessary to provide the
supervised local school building.

2. Make sure that their kid has nothing with them but their
approved super safe colorless uniform and soft slippers.

    There is no food, money, knives, guns, drugs, booze,
cigarettes, matches, lighters, gold jewelry, Bart T- Shirts,
pagers, radios, Game boy, cellular phones, or other such objects
of classroom disruption allowed into the booth with them. All
kids will be electronically searched by robocops for any such
devices. Failure to follow this strictly enforced policy is
grounds for expulsion and prison. Weapons and, or drug possession
in the school are criminal violations. Your local robocop will be
informed of such violations. Shoes are not allowed into the
booth. (A kid can injure itself with them).

3. Make sure that your kid has taken ridilyan before entering the
learning booth.

4. You lock your kid in the booth. We have special straight
jacket booths for problem kids that have attempted suicide or
play with themselves a lot.

5. You pick your kid up at the end of the school day.

6. Failure to pick up your kid on time is grounds for child
desertion. Robo Social services will pick up unclaimed kids one
hour after the end of the school day.

7. Because the parents are responsible for bringing their kids to
the booth and picking their kids up from the booth, the school is
legally responsible for students only while they are locked in
their individual learning booths.

    Some subject matters taught in the Super Safe School using
the "Outcome Based Education" method are,

1. Politically Correct speaking.

2. Computer data imputing

3. Number handling math.

4. Super safety programming

5. Super computer Aided Design

6. Robocomputer programming and operations

7. Politically Correct Audio Video Database operations

8. Massive detailed record keeping.

9. Programming Physics

10. Super safe Biology, Avoiding nakedness at all cost.

11. Natural super safe vegan food raising and processing

12. Morality enforcement Robocop

13. Lawsuit lawyering

14. Super Safe Psychology

15. Monitoring super safe centers for problems

16. Environmental science.

17. Animal Rights Biology.

18. Greenhouse Effects Earth Science

19. Recycling Science

20. Environmentally safe energy production

21. Hazardous Waste Handling and Safe Disposal

22. Fair share politics.

23. The finer points of Liberalism.

24. Politically Correct history. How Christopher Columbas and the
evil White European Male are responsible for all the problems of
the past.

25. Multiculturism, African American History, Native American
History, Etc. All of it Politically Correct, or course.

26. Feminist Movement.

27. Alternative Lifestyles

28. How to safely recycle the free condom.

29. And others as deemed necessary by the Liberal Extremist as
appropriate learning subjects.

    Students are super safe while in their learning booths. They
can learn at their own speed only those things that have been
judged fit by Liberals for learning. They are never exposed to
things that Liberals deemed unfit for learning. You know exactly
what your kid did all day through the taped record. Other
students can never disrupt your kid's learning skills. Kids
cannot get injured by others as there are no group sports or
other activities allowed. The small student population per school
makes it easy to spot strangers. And, of course, no one is going
to be able to gun down your kid, rape them, or sell drugs to them
while they are at school.





























On the Negative side.

    Plenty. There is more freedom in the USSR school system then
here. Kids never learn the facts of life, how to socialize,
freedom of expression, history, biology, and many other important
social skills. There are no "hands on" learning experiences
allowed. That is not super safe.

    Because the "Outcome Based Education" method is being used,
Kids will most likely learn nothing but confusion as any real
achievement is discouraged as being "Unfair" to slow learners.

    Many schools are already teaching Politically Correct
history. Liberal schools are already teaching that "Lincoln was
racist" and "Columbus is responsible for slavery".

    Kids are coming home filled with animal rights and other
politically correct garbage. They are also being told that they
can have condoms and its none of their parents business.

    "Outcome Based Education" is already being promoted in many
schools along with the new grade called L. for learning.

    Why is all of this taking place?

    Your Glorious Leaders are trying to break up the bond
between responsible parents and their children. This way, they
can brainwash the children into becoming loyal liberal. This is
exactly what was done in Nazi Germany and other Communist
countries.